Dont you hate it when you go to run some photo copies, you throw your document in there and start running 50, only to find out that the schmuck who was using the machine before you left their original in the machine? Now, not only do you have 50 copies for the rules for "Fight Club", but you are late for you meeting and have to start your copy job all over again. Spread the joy and watch your co-workers go insane as you send them on a search for a phantom paperclip.
- Take a standard paperclip and make 20-50 copies of it on the office copy machine.
- Remove the paperclip and take the copies you made and put them back into the copiers paper tray, ready for the next sucker who needs to make copies.
Writing instruments are always a sore spot in every office. Nobody can find one when they need one, except for that nasty pen that looks like someone has been chewing on for about a year. Treat your co-workers to the joy of invisible ink by rendering all of their pens and pencils useless.
- Either before your victim has arrived in the morning or while they are out to lunch, sneak into the victim’s office/cube and locate every pencil and pen in their desk.
- Paint the tips with clear nail polish making sure to return the
It's always the case that at the moment you need to write something down, you can never find a pen and after frantically searching, the one you dig out from the back of your desk drawer hasn't worked since the day you started. Stop pen thieves and be sure you and/or your victim has a pen handy when you need by simply glueing the pen caps on the pen. While pens are generally cheap, its probably best if you pull this one off with one of the many dead pens you find laying around the office.
- Borrow all of your victims pens from their desk and, using Krazy Glue, glue the pen caps on the pen, preventing the pen from being uncapped and useable.
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